How to be a fantastic first date ( Read more... )

After an incredibly long, seemingly never-ending battle, I have air conditioning ( Read more... )

( Beware the emo. )

So there are several people out there in LJ-land playing "Friends with Benefits." As much as I'd like to respond in an omg-I'd-love-to-sex-you-up way to more than one of them, doing so invariably means I'd have to post a similar topic in my eljay. As if! I may be a masochist, but no way I am posting a "want to sleep with me?" post and waiting ( Read more... )

I'm going up North to my dads for a day or two. I should be back by Friday. He's buying me a real bike as a very belated birthday present! Woohoo. I'm going to sell the old one on craigslist for like $40 (but if anyone wants it, let me know ( Read more... )

Well the swelling and purpleness that no one could see but me has finally gone down. Army Guy was both apologetic and turned on that I had to go into work like that. Hehehe. Apparently next time he wants to do some shallow cutting, which will rock. I'd totally date him, if we hadn't agreed on no-strings. Meh. Its fun for now anyways, until The Plan ( Read more... )

So after a few days of not hearing from him, Army Guy msn'd me today and asked me to call him. Cool. He'd dropped his phone one too many times and it stopped working, taking my # with it (his new pocket pc phone thing is totally cool!) So anyway, I call him and he invites me over.

( This is what happened next )

So all the worry and fretting of yesterday was for naught ( Read more... )

Well, just when you think you've seen it all ( Read more... )

I don't know what happened to the pussy loving me. Really. Until The Crush, I was your run-of-the-mill, single, fat lesbian. And life was good ( Read more... )