My cousin Joanne died last night after having a stroke. She was only 32 ( Read more... )

I passed my exams!

Do I rule? I think I rule. Only two years to go!

Richard's birthday went swimmingly. He was hypnotised at his Christmas party into thinking he was James Bond, on a covert mission to find the hidden member of Al Qaeda in the audience. Later, he and his boss were hypnotised into falling in love with the closest person to them, which they did, but they both chose the same guy and almost got into a ( Read more... )

Davo: Hey, if you ever want to talk, I'm around.
Chel: Yeah, but admitting to some things just makes them real.
Davo: Chel, if you want to be a man, I'll support you.
Chel: Yes, but would you have gay sex with me?
Davo: I thought that was a given.

Oh, it is good to have him around again. We are currently discussing my nipples ( Read more... )

Haha, check out what noo bought me at her local dollar store:


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I made a new friend today. This is Andy.


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It's that time of year again. My body, mind and soul all screamed for mercy in unison, but I had to do it. Fortunately, I learned a little twelve somethings along the way. Without further ado:

Life Lessons Learned from the 2005 V 24 Hour Movie Marathon

1. The DescentIf your husband is skewered through the head in a freak accident, it's because he ( Read more... )

My weekend was mostly taken up by movies. Thirteen movies, to be precise - and that doesn't count Scary Movie, which I watched once I got home. From 8pm Saturday through to 8pm Sunday I was holed up in a small, gradually smellier hall with a funtime group of movie fanatics. Shucks, it was like family ( Read more... )

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