Comments | chelseabun: Mother, you have to realise that I am a hot, horny woman.

chelseabun

Mother, you have to realise that I am a hot, horny woman.

Nov 01, 2005 20:39

It's that time of year again. My body, mind and soul all screamed for mercy in unison, but I had to do it. Fortunately, I learned a little twelve somethings along the way. Without further ado:

Life Lessons Learned from the 2005 V 24 Hour Movie Marathon

The DescentIf your husband is skewered through the head in a freak accident, it's because he ( Read more... )

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kingsizd November 1 2005, 08:09:48 UTC

I am so going to get myself seductively kidnapped! Any tips on how to go about attracting seductive kidnappers? I think, if it's alright with you, I'll pass on the creepy house with creepily numbered rooms, though.

chelseabun November 1 2005, 08:15:39 UTC

It pays to be sleeping on a park bench in the middle of the day. If you are easily distracted by methylated spirits that would help, too.

Just as a tip, "Humpty Dumpty" is NOT a fun game.

kingsizd November 1 2005, 08:20:49 UTC

I have the day off on Friday! Park benches, here I come!

I'm sure Kahu has some meths he could lend me - they're trying to kick him off the streets so he needs all the friends he can get.

chelseabun November 1 2005, 08:30:34 UTC

Just be careful if they invite the two of you to a playground. It could be a playground of... (gasp) MURDER!

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"You luscious little fool!" dobworld November 1 2005, 08:46:10 UTC

Ha ha!

That list brings back fond memories. I laughed many times when reading your amusing reviews. Thank you :)

Skewered through the head ... good times!

Re: "You luscious little fool!" chelseabun November 2 2005, 06:08:22 UTC

And that was just in the first five minutes!

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chelseabun November 2 2005, 06:05:04 UTC

Cary Elwes was in it, but he sure didn't look like Cary Elwes anymore.

tenbaset November 2 2005, 02:15:38 UTC

Apparently the hacking bits off your feet thing is actually true to the original fairy tale..

http://www.fln.vcu.edu/grimm/cinder.html

chelseabun November 2 2005, 06:06:29 UTC

Yes, I heard that story afterward. Luckily it was after I'd had my delicious meaty Wendy's for dinner...

tenbaset November 9 2005, 07:01:21 UTC

There are so many possibilities... I'm mildly curious if you had the chilli?

chelseabun November 10 2005, 04:04:54 UTC

No, but hard man Richard did!

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evil_pixie November 3 2005, 21:54:46 UTC

I was a bit dissapointed to see that V didn't come to the party with the prizes this year, although we now have a Ash doll worthy of envy.

chelseabun November 4 2005, 05:22:38 UTC

There wasn't as much free V either. At least Richard avoided the heart murmur this year I suppose.