I couldn't pee XD ( Read more... )

And I'll praise you in this storm
and I will lift my hands
for You are who You are
no matter where I am
and every tear I've cried
You hold in your hand
You never left my side ( Read more... )

To start with: I pull off a damn-good Bridal shower and screw anyone who doesn't think I make a wonderful maid of honor ( Read more... )

This is what it felt like last time it was over - when it was all going away with it - sliding through my fingers - because everything is connected. And it isn't the loss that makes you want to give up - but its the lost potential. The loss of the joy. The loss of the future shared experiences of fun feeling like there will never be any more of ( Read more... )

Did you do something you would never do ( Read more... )

I spent 4.5 hours at the cardiologist today. Not including the 45 minutes drive there. Which should pretty much tell you all you need to know about that visit ( Read more... )

Dr. M just called because he saw me on his call sheet earlier today and it just so happens that even though he is in the car HE HAS MY NUMBER MEMORIZED OMG poor Dr. M calls me so often that he has my NUMBER MEMORIZED. I know hw has a good memory, but really, really ( Read more... )

So the doctor is all like "why are your anti-bodies so high? That's so weird." And they spend 20 minutes discussing it with the cardiologist, and then I hear EBV virus and go "Hey, my roommate has mono.... might my anti-bodies be funny because they've been activated to fight her off? The doc and the cardio guy ::blinkblink:: at me and go "yeah ( Read more... )

As in, I need one. Desperately ( Read more... )

The Constitution of the United States: Amendment IV ( Read more... )