Edward: MINE!
Jacob: MINE!
Bella: ENOUGH! God, don't you two have better things to do than fight over me and tell me how weak and stupid I am??
Edward and Jacob: Uuuuuh... no?
Bella: Grrr... well, FINE. Screw both of you, and NOT in the good way! I'm not stupid, and I can take care of myself. And I'm only this clumsy because I thought guys
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