[Books/Movies] HOW TWILIGHT SHOULD HAVE ENDED

[celestineangel]

Edward: MINE!

Jacob: MINE!

Bella: ENOUGH! God, don't you two have better things to do than fight over me and tell me how weak and stupid I am??

Edward and Jacob: Uuuuuh... no?

Bella: Grrr... well, FINE. Screw both of you, and NOT in the good way! I'm not stupid, and I can take care of myself. And I'm only this clumsy because I thought guys

Comments

[sexyscholar]

I LIKE YOUR ENDING. :D :D :D

[celestineangel]

I KNOW IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL, RIGHT?

I SHOULD WRITE TWILIGHT FIC. XD UNDER THE GUISE OF "DOIN' IT RITE." YOU KNOW. "OMGs, I LOVE TWILIGHT, AND A LOVE SMEYER, BUT I REALLY THINK SHE MESSED UP THE ENDING. I MEAN. YOU KNOW THEY REALLY EXIST IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, RIGHT? AND I THINK SMEYER DIDN'T LIKE WHAT SHE SAW OR SAW IT WRONG SO I'M GOING TO WRITE THE CORRECT ENDING."

LIKE THAT. XD

[cherryfission]

A+.

Why does LJ not have a "like" button like Facebook does?

[celestineangel]

Your icon gets an A+ too. ^_____________^

Because then LJ would just be copying Facebook? XD

[ravenne_crion]

Personally I like the ending where Jacob and Edward do get together and leave Bella behind because the girl is full of too much stupid to be saved. But that's just me. ;)

[celestineangel]

I was going for a "Fuck you" to the idea that a leading lady should be that full of stupid. So, I wanted Bella to see what a stupid jerk she's been. :)

[ravenne_crion]

It was very kind of you to give her redemption.

[celestineangel]

I'm all about redemption. Well, sometimes. XD