While watching GI Joe:

Me: Yanno, if I saw a ninja running through Paris with a gun with a fluorescent green thing on the end, I'd.....

Em's mom: "Bend over!"

Five minutes later....

Em's mom: "My good friend Diane is a chronic fluffer. She's always fluffing."

. . . . . . . . . EPIC WIN X2

"And I couldn't agree more. I didn't really have much of an opinion one way or the other about Sheryl until we talked on the phone and there was something about the sound of her voice that made me feel really content. Like having days when there's nothing that needs done, and just being outside is really nice. Just being with her is really nice, I ( Read more... )

I find it HIGHLY humorous that someone would claim to be "starting fresh" and with a "clean slate" and yet continue to post the same nonsensical and condescending rubbish on their page.
" The interpretation of the law is solely the responsibility, and right of the owners of Infinity Bound, and no other persons."

Actually, you cannot just interpret a ( Read more... )

I was standing at the side of the bed gathering clothes for work when Em rolled over and sleepily mumbled, "are you okay?" She woke up and thought I was sad. I didn't go to bed sad (we didn't go to bed until 5am, after I fell asleep on the couch with my head in her lap) and I didn't really wake up sad. Though, in the process of cleaning the ( Read more... )

After 36 hours of labor, Natasha Chloe Bannister finally arrived at 9:21pm via c-section. She weighed in at 9lbs 1oz and has a full head of black hair - everyone is hoping she'll have blue eyes like her daddy. Both mama and baby are doing very well, though they're all exhausted.

I haven't seen Josh or Christi (new mom and dad) in over four years!

I ( Read more... )

Just got my hands on Photoshop CS4 today (well, technically yesterday as it's 6:30am) and started fooling around with some web design ideas. This is just my first attempt and I don't really expect to do anything with it. But, it's pretty and I thought it was worth sharing.

( Thoughts? Opinions? Suggestions? )

ahahahahaha!

I just realized that Em and I have been attempting to have intelligent political debates with grown men who believe global warming isn't real. LULZ!

minotdailynews.com/page/content.detail/id/531760.html

Emily just sent me this picture and immediately followed it up with: "I feel that way about you." The level of sweetness/cuteness nearly killed me.


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A few months ago our managers decided that they'd begin printing notes and posting them ALL OVER the restaurant. In all this time I've seen ONE that was appropriate - while the rest have been like this little jewel I found the other evening.

( This is posted on the (employee) women's bathroom door. )

Stephen was sent the following after selecting "Yes" on the poll regarding a change needed with Infinity Bound staff. He was NOT logged into the site at the time and Joey used his IP to seek out his email address and sent him the following:

Hello!

You are receiving this email because you responded with you would like to
see the staff change.

I cannot ( Read more... )