Have you ever noticed that the cast members of The Real World always fall into the same categories? Why, yes, of course you have. So, I am bringing you a list of some of these categories, complete with examples:

1. The Alcoholic/Drug Addict: Chugs cheap vodka; denies the existence of a problem; the roommates encourage him/her to get help

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"Teh" is not a word you will find in your trusty Webster's Dictionary. This is because "teh" is not a word that exists in the English language. If you mean to say "the," learn to spell it correctly. Before leaving pitiful anonymous comments saying "Stupid b1tch, ever herd of a typo?", please consider this: it is not massively difficult to read ( Read more... )

The new Jesus Loves You Sandals are here!


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I will never work in food-service. This is why:

Customer at Subway: Okay, I'd like a footlong turkey on wheat with cheese on one half of it. With lettuce and tomatoes. And on the side without cheese, put some pickles. And I'd like a little bit of mustard on the side with cheese, and a lot of mustard on the side without cheese. And a few ( Read more... )

I could not breathe out of my nose when I woke up this morning. My throat was also sore. Naturally, I did not go to school ( Read more... )

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Care to hear about my plans for the evening? I will sit here and try to find something interesting to do on the computer. I will watch television, even though I do not like it. I will sit around and be bored. I will have an uneventful night because everyone is at that Jesus thing or somewhere other than with me. Thanks kids. Well, I can't be ( Read more... )

Our school is so disgusting. There are mice and huge roaches all over the place.

Last night was the Get Up Kids show, which was great. But most of the people there looked like this. I find the "lame t-shirt" particularly amusing.

Why do stores put signs that say things like "39.99 and up" on racks of merchandise? Are you really supposed to advertise the fact that none of your tacky, cheaply-made clothes are under forty dollars? It just makes everything look ridiculously over-priced ( Read more... )