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Amusing things happen at school.
Example One: At lunch today, this big scary guy at the booth behind us was beating on the table at lunch. It was very loud and annoying. Brittany kept saying "PLEASE stop" in a loud voice, but he did not hear her. Finally, I had to put an end to his nonsense.
Me: Okay, really, STOP!!!
GG (Gangster Guy): Who you talking to?!
He obviously thought I would back down and say nothing more..but I did not
Me: You. (I say this in a very calm tone, letting him know that, even though he has cornrows and lots of ice, he is not pulling off the scary-black-guy look.)
GG: Do you know what I could do to you?
Me: Hmm, no.
Brittany, Ellison, and Susan all look as though they can't decide whether to laugh or be terrified
He says nothing more. He stops beating on the table. Susan, Ellison, Brittany, and I erupt into laughter.
Example Two: There is a girl in my biology class who, for lack of a better term, is not exactly the brightest crayon in the box. She was trying to show up Alex Smith (Geography Bee champion, ooh ahh) by asking him geography questions. Her questions were along the lines of "Where is France?" "Where do lions live?" and "What country is Afghanistan in?"
I almost peed in my pants. I mean, honestly, "What country is Afghanistan in?" I almost feel bad for the girl. Almost.
Example One: At lunch today, this big scary guy at the booth behind us was beating on the table at lunch. It was very loud and annoying. Brittany kept saying "PLEASE stop" in a loud voice, but he did not hear her. Finally, I had to put an end to his nonsense.
Me: Okay, really, STOP!!!
GG (Gangster Guy): Who you talking to?!
He obviously thought I would back down and say nothing more..but I did not
Me: You. (I say this in a very calm tone, letting him know that, even though he has cornrows and lots of ice, he is not pulling off the scary-black-guy look.)
GG: Do you know what I could do to you?
Me: Hmm, no.
Brittany, Ellison, and Susan all look as though they can't decide whether to laugh or be terrified
He says nothing more. He stops beating on the table. Susan, Ellison, Brittany, and I erupt into laughter.
Example Two: There is a girl in my biology class who, for lack of a better term, is not exactly the brightest crayon in the box. She was trying to show up Alex Smith (Geography Bee champion, ooh ahh) by asking him geography questions. Her questions were along the lines of "Where is France?" "Where do lions live?" and "What country is Afghanistan in?"
I almost peed in my pants. I mean, honestly, "What country is Afghanistan in?" I almost feel bad for the girl. Almost.