What does 'comfort' mean to you?It will be cold at the bottom of the sea ( Read more... )

I'd like to say thank you to _southern_rose_, who gifted Barbossa's journal with paid account time. I've been out of town for a few days so this was a wonderful gift to come home to! It's very generous of you and I'm flattered. Perhaps this will motivate me to try and coax the Barbossa-muse into snarling speaking at me again, so we can liven his journal up a ( Read more... )

Following a period of inordinately prolonged denial, I've decided to officially retire my Barbossa from TM. He just doesn't 'arrrgh' at me with any degree of reliable frequency. I'm happy to say that the successor Barbossa will be helmed by my kindred spirit in all things scurvy, the fantastically nefarious captn_barbossaI am keeping Barbossa's journal, with the ( Read more... )

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Is there any truth to the saying: keep your friends close, and your enemies closer?

( To the undoubtedly keen nose of The Black Pearl's first mate, the backwater Tortuga tavern reeks of three distinctive odors: grime-encrusted sweat, piss-poor rum, and the especially offending stench of Jack Sparrow's boundless pride. )

Money, fame or happiness, you can only have one... what would you rather have and why?Money? Once I starved for the lack of it. Now I starve in its excess, and though the Blessed Virgin will suckle my bastard brood at her breast ere my nature turns frugal, this much I will concede: money, in and of itself, cannot buy back a soul as has already ( Read more... )

The world ends tomorrow. What do you do today?

Find Jack Sparrow, and make certain that by the time the trumpets sound, he be as thoroughly damned as I.

Cross-posted to theatrical_muse.

captainbarbossa's LJ stalker is metatron_tm!metatron_tm is stalking you because they think you are the one who made anonymous abusive LJ comments. They are also not very liked around here!

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( Answers to the Countess's questions )

What would constitute a "perfect" evening for you?

My "perfect" evening? An evening where the baleful moon draws a shroud o'er her bloated face, and leaves these cursed bones with their due pound of flesh.

Cross-posted to theatrical_muse.