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I don't know what sort of senseless blather this may best be termed, but I blame that nanciest of Miss Nancies jack_aubrey for setting it down in my path.

My name means You have bi-sexual thoughts about your best mate.
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This bit of bilge is courtesy of hilary_booth, a comely-looking wench whom I've not actually had the pleasure of meeting just yet. Ye may judge for yourselves how accurate this here analysis of my 'true nature' be, though I'll admit to this much: I do know how to get a party started.