FF MAD LIBS CHAPTER THREE: I AM NOT WEARING MY GARTER BELT

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CHAPTER ONE: THE SWOLLEN DRAGOON
CHAPTER TWO: THE MOST HIRSUTE DANCERSUDDENLY, KEFKA JUMPED TO A HALT. BALTHIER’S BODY SLID MIGHTILY FORWARD, AND BASCH GRABBED HIM BY THE NOSTRILS TO KEEP HIM FROM FALLING ON THE SWITCHBLADE

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[salarta]

AND BASCH GRABBED HIM BY THE NOSTRILS

HOLY SHIT THIS JUST BECAME A THREE STOOGES PARODY FIC.

“THERE IS A TERRIBLE PINWHEEL INSIDE MY HOUSE. THIS IS AN OMEN OF GREAT MUSCLES.”

OKAY, I CRACKED THE FUCK UP, NOT GOING TO LIE.

[salarta]

3 - SNOTTY
4 - WHIPPED

[m_aenea]

#05 - OCHU
#06 - SCAMMING

ALSO:

SUPERFLUOUS NEUROLOGY

♥ :D

[seta_suzume]

#07 - ACHILLES TENDON
#08 - CUTELY

[salarta]

9 - I'M COMING TO FUCK YOU IN THE BUTT
10 - EAT