FF MAD LIBS CHAPTER THREE: I AM NOT WEARING MY GARTER BELT

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CHAPTER ONE: THE SWOLLEN DRAGOON
CHAPTER TWO: THE MOST HIRSUTE DANCERSUDDENLY, KEFKA JUMPED TO A HALT. BALTHIER’S BODY SLID MIGHTILY FORWARD, AND BASCH GRABBED HIM BY THE NOSTRILS TO KEEP HIM FROM FALLING ON THE SWITCHBLADE

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[maeveth]

BASCH VIBRATED HIS SUPPLE ROD

I CANNOT FUCKING BREATHE. OH MY GOD. BEST. THING. EVER.

#11 - PETRIFY
#12 - SOLAR PLEXUS

[seta_suzume]

#13 - SHELL
#14 - CLAM CHOWDER

[auronlu]

#17 - CHARTREUSE
#18 - SEDUCTIVELY

[sargent_snarky]

19. RAINBOW SPARKLY SOCK
20. BLUE MAGIC

[tinamachina]

DEAR HYNE WHAT DID I JUST READ IT'S AMAZEBALLS!

21--ONION KNIGHT
22-FARTED