FF MADLIBS CHAPTER ONE: THE SWOLLEN DRAGOON
A LONG TIME AGO, ON A PLANET FAR FAR AWAY, THE SWOLLEN DRAGOON BASCH SET OUT FROM HIS HOME THONG IN BARON ON A NEW DRUNK QUEST.
BASCH'S BEST FRIEND, ROSA, HAD RECEIVED A MYSTERIOUS MEGAPOTION, ON WHICH WAS WRITTEN, "I AM COMING TO KIDNAP YOU, MY SUGARTITS, LOOK FOR MY CUM IN THE DUMPSTER. YOURS, THE QUEEFING RED MAGE." BASCH WAS CONCERNED ABOUT ROSA'S SAFETY, SO HE HAD FOOLISHLY SADDLED UP HIS SASSY RAZZLE DAZZLE ROSE CHOCOBO, KEFKA, AND WAS HEADING TO RABANASTRE TO FIND THE INFAMOUS BLEEDING NINJA, FREYA, WHO COULD HELP TO TRACE THE MEGAPOTION USING HER ALL-POWERFUL BRIBE.
THE WEATHER WAS CLEVER AND THE ROAD WAS GOLDEN, BUT BASCH AND KEFKA SLEPT THEIR WAY THROUGH TUMESCENT TIMBER ON THEIR WAY TO FIND FREYA. AS THEY ENTERED THE BURNT SIENNA MOUNTAINOUS LAND OF SRI LANKA, HOWEVER, THEY CAME UPON A IRIDESCENT PACK OF 42 CACTUARS, ATTACKING AN INNOCENT VICTIM.
BASCH FABULOUSLY PULLED OUT HIS SUPPLE ROD, THE 'SUPERFLUOUS NEUROLOGY', AND DASHED IN ENCYCLOPEDICALLY AFTER CASTING X-ZONE. THE BATTLE BEGAN.
"SHITBALLS!" BASCH YELLED AS HE SWIMMINGLY COMPLETED HIS FAMOUS LIMIT BREAK, 'FIERCE HAIR GEL'.
ONCE THE CACTUARS HAD BEEN DESTROYED, LEAVING NOTHING BUT A MICROPHONE, ASHES, A RIBBON, AND ELEVENTY BILLION GP, BASCH NOTICED KEFKA THE CHOCOBO PANTS-ON-HEADINGLY NUDGING THE VICTIM AND RECTIFYING, "KWEH!" BASCH BLASTED HIS ROD AND RUSHED TO TURN OVER THE BODY. IT WAS...
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BASCH'S BEST FRIEND, ROSA, HAD RECEIVED A MYSTERIOUS MEGAPOTION, ON WHICH WAS WRITTEN, "I AM COMING TO KIDNAP YOU, MY SUGARTITS, LOOK FOR MY CUM IN THE DUMPSTER. YOURS, THE QUEEFING RED MAGE." BASCH WAS CONCERNED ABOUT ROSA'S SAFETY, SO HE HAD FOOLISHLY SADDLED UP HIS SASSY RAZZLE DAZZLE ROSE CHOCOBO, KEFKA, AND WAS HEADING TO RABANASTRE TO FIND THE INFAMOUS BLEEDING NINJA, FREYA, WHO COULD HELP TO TRACE THE MEGAPOTION USING HER ALL-POWERFUL BRIBE.
THE WEATHER WAS CLEVER AND THE ROAD WAS GOLDEN, BUT BASCH AND KEFKA SLEPT THEIR WAY THROUGH TUMESCENT TIMBER ON THEIR WAY TO FIND FREYA. AS THEY ENTERED THE BURNT SIENNA MOUNTAINOUS LAND OF SRI LANKA, HOWEVER, THEY CAME UPON A IRIDESCENT PACK OF 42 CACTUARS, ATTACKING AN INNOCENT VICTIM.
BASCH FABULOUSLY PULLED OUT HIS SUPPLE ROD, THE 'SUPERFLUOUS NEUROLOGY', AND DASHED IN ENCYCLOPEDICALLY AFTER CASTING X-ZONE. THE BATTLE BEGAN.
"SHITBALLS!" BASCH YELLED AS HE SWIMMINGLY COMPLETED HIS FAMOUS LIMIT BREAK, 'FIERCE HAIR GEL'.
ONCE THE CACTUARS HAD BEEN DESTROYED, LEAVING NOTHING BUT A MICROPHONE, ASHES, A RIBBON, AND ELEVENTY BILLION GP, BASCH NOTICED KEFKA THE CHOCOBO PANTS-ON-HEADINGLY NUDGING THE VICTIM AND RECTIFYING, "KWEH!" BASCH BLASTED HIS ROD AND RUSHED TO TURN OVER THE BODY. IT WAS...
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