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Can anyone tell me if it is common for girl dogs to mount and hump people? I didn't think girl dogs did that.
xoxo Candyce

When I was in Kindergarten another little girl brought a potato to show-n-tell. Yes, a potato. And it was a perfectly worthy show-n-tell subject, I am telling you. This potato was a true natural wonder, a peculiar take on the standard tuber form ( Read more... )

So while we were exploring the new house, Dave found a pile of photos stashed in the storage shed out back ( Read more... )

I'm about to go to bed now. But before I do, I thought I would share the moment I'm having. It is a moment of reflection, a time of thoughtful analysis, a little "state of the union" address in my head ( Read more... )

Good stuff on my LJ friend's list tonight. Thank you.

Bored? Check out "How to live. What to do. Pt. 2" by willbloom.

And please, please read "Screwing In Cars With Boys" by slit.

Insomnia. New haircut. The Epoxies. Xerox art. Mix tapes. Band practice. Dada: Art and Anti-Art. Cold feet. People talk too much and say nothing at all. Tip toe through the sleeping house.


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My boyfriend and I play this game called "Remember when..." It references that annoying thing that everyone does--asking a really vague question that has an endless list of possible answers such as, "Remember that comedy movie from the 80's with the gruff white guy and his outrageous black sidekick ( Read more... )

Would it be too much to ask of Ken, the one eyed wonder kid that is my landlord, to at least knock on the door or ring me up before he starts doing oddly unnecessary repairs around my open windows?

I can't sleep because I am afraid I will pee the bed.

I'm totally serious.

The other night we went to see the Ring, right? No, it wasn't that scary at all. The thing is, before the movie we went for coffee. I had a LOT of coffee. The waitress never takes me for real when I wave her away and say, "Nah, I've had enough." She just fills the damn cup ( Read more... )