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[speeeeeeeeeed]

[what do you get when you mix a speedster who has special vibration explody powers with an enormous field of corn? oh yeah, that's right. POPCORN. an incredible explosion of popcorn

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[schizoreality]

Welcome to Camp, more or less.

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No way.

[schizoreality]

Excuse me?

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Nothing.

Okay so what's with this Camp?

[duplicut]

. . .

[speeeeeeeeeed]

[waaaves?]

[duplicut]

. . . Tommy.

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Don't tell me you were my alternate corn universe roommate too.

[capt_liarpants]

What the-! Did you just explode that corn?!

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Sure. Kinda tastes like ass, though. Orville does it way better.

[capt_liarpants]

*studying your hero outfit* How'd you do that, though? The exploding thing?

[speeeeeeeeeed]

With my awesome superhero powers.

[extends his hand in the direction of some corn that isn't near people. his hand blurs for a second, and presto! popcorn!]

[reach_within]

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Pretty sure we're somewhere midwest. Never really gave us any details after the move.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Move? Is this supposed to be an upgrade from somewhere else? Cause man, I don't know.

[reach_within]

... I... kinda, but I guess the whole upgrade thing depends on who you ask.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

It is a loop of endless corn. Not super full of entertainment.

[overthetoph]

You're not Impulse.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Nope, I'm Speed.

And you are tiny.

[overthetoph]

That's apt. You remind me of a guy I know.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Yeah, I thought it covered the whole deal pretty well.

What guy is that?