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[speeeeeeeeeed]

[what do you get when you mix a speedster who has special vibration explody powers with an enormous field of corn? oh yeah, that's right. POPCORN. an incredible explosion of popcorn

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You're a superhero...

[speeeeeeeeeed]

That's what they tell me!

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And you have powers. That's how you made the popcorn, right?

[speeeeeeeeeed]

We've got a genius on our hands!

So why are you all masky-like if superheroes are surprising, Sherlock?

[rhymeswithgrim]

[... brushes popcorn off his shoulders and mentally runs over his list of Why Speedsters Are Necessary To The Superhero Community.]

New to camp?

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Got it in one.

[rhymeswithgrim]

The mess hall has a working microwave, just for the record.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

But my entertainment.

[iamironman]

Nowhere special. [brushes off some popcorn]

Nice trick, junior.

[faileh]

[tony tony tony hi tony hi!]

If only it was normal corn.

[iamironman]

Or if there was less of it, maybe.

[faileh]

I think he could actually eat most of it.

[gayforjustice]

I'm not sure how edible said snacks would really be.

[comesinfourth]

Boys. They'll probably eat them anyway.

[gayforjustice]

That is a very good point.

[comesinfourth]

I have spent way too much time collecting their chick flicks.

[theskyenceguy]

Those kernels probably have zombie all over them. Don't trust it.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

They don't taste intended for human consumption. But they smell okay.

[is eating anyway]

[theskyenceguy]

...That's not sanitary.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

We're in a cornfield full of the walking dead, everybody is weird, and there's something with lots of tentacles in that silo. I am really not worried about the crappy popcorn.