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[what do you get when you mix a speedster who has special vibration explody powers with an enormous field of corn? oh yeah, that's right. POPCORN. an incredible explosion of popcorn

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[rhymeswithgrim]

[... brushes popcorn off his shoulders and mentally runs over his list of Why Speedsters Are Necessary To The Superhero Community.]

New to camp?

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Got it in one.

[rhymeswithgrim]

The mess hall has a working microwave, just for the record.

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But my entertainment.

[rhymeswithgrim]

Call me crazy, but I'm guessing there are ways to stay occupied in camp that don't involve raining down a full snack bar.

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Then why don't you share?

[rhymeswithgrim]

You receive your own laptop upon entry into camp. If you're looking for a movie, your best bet will be to start online.

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We have the internet? Sweet.

[rhymeswithgrim]

It's decent band-width. Piracy of videos is even encouraged.

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That's my kind of internet.

[rhymeswithgrim]

Even without unlimited access to YouTube, camp will find a way to keep you stimulated. Trust me.

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That sounds kinda dirty. Not that I have a problem with dirty, but someone said it was against the rules.

[rhymeswithgrim]

So you've already received the full slew of warnings?

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Nope. Just that there's no sex. I noticed the corn and zombie problem, and someone mentioned a mad scientist lady. That's about it.

[rhymeswithgrim]

Huh. Well, give me a minute and I can print out a list? Camp doesn't have rules so much as forced inconveniences.

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Print out? Okay, I can wait.