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[what do you get when you mix a speedster who has special vibration explody powers with an enormous field of corn? oh yeah, that's right. POPCORN. an incredible explosion of popcorn

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Pretty sure we're somewhere midwest. Never really gave us any details after the move.

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Move? Is this supposed to be an upgrade from somewhere else? Cause man, I don't know.

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... I... kinda, but I guess the whole upgrade thing depends on who you ask.

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It is a loop of endless corn. Not super full of entertainment.

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And version 1.0 was a swamp somewhere in Louisiana. So far, the options have kinda sucked.

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Wow, shitty deal. Why are we all stuck here? I have things to do. In theory.

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Some lady went all mad scientist 'cause, uh... okay, actually? I'm not so clear on the rest anymore. But the first part's the really important bit anyway.

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Mad scientist lady, got it. And nobody's doing anything about it, or nobody can?

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Some of A, mostly B.

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Damn. This is not what I wanted to do for my summer vacation.

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Hate to break it to you, but it's pretty much year round.

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The summer is a really long time, man. Let's not talk future.

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Well, chances are it's gonna start to feel a whole lot longer. Unless you're really into corn.

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Nope, not into corn. Already bored of corn.

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Yeah, thought so.

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So are you one of those people who knew alterna-me, or just super friendly?