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[speeeeeeeeeed]

[what do you get when you mix a speedster who has special vibration explody powers with an enormous field of corn? oh yeah, that's right. POPCORN. an incredible explosion of popcorn

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[capt_liarpants]

What the-! Did you just explode that corn?!

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Sure. Kinda tastes like ass, though. Orville does it way better.

[capt_liarpants]

*studying your hero outfit* How'd you do that, though? The exploding thing?

[speeeeeeeeeed]

With my awesome superhero powers.

[extends his hand in the direction of some corn that isn't near people. his hand blurs for a second, and presto! popcorn!]

[capt_liarpants]

Whoa! that's...some kind of vibration thing? You move really fast? Are you like Impulse?

[speeeeeeeeeed]

No idea who Impulse is. But yeah, I move really fast. Superspeed.

[capt_liarpants]

Impulse has superspeed too! Wow, two superspeeders. Maybe a lot of people with that power will suddenly show up, like the fire people.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

That might be kinda cool. We could have races.

[capt_liarpants]

Yeah, and everyone could watch...wait, we probably couldn't watch because you guys go too fast.

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Yeah, it could be a problem. Points to ponder.

[capt_liarpants]

Maybe you could do a race through sticky molasses!

[speeeeeeeeeed]

Dude, have you ever smelled burning sugar? Rank. Friction is a bitch.

[capt_liarpants]

So, molasses wouldn't slow you guys down?

[speeeeeeeeeed]

I can run on water, dude. Pretty sure not much is gonna help slow that down.