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[what do you get when you mix a speedster who has special vibration explody powers with an enormous field of corn? oh yeah, that's right. POPCORN. an incredible explosion of popcorn

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[schizoreality]

Welcome to Camp, more or less.

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No way.

[schizoreality]

Excuse me?

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Nothing.

Okay so what's with this Camp?

[schizoreality]

Oh, I get that all the time. You're another one of those people from James's world, aren't you?

Camp is a cesspool of terribly dull people from different realities forced to live with each other.

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James?

It smells better than a cesspool. Marginally. What's the deal with getting stuck?

[schizoreality]

James, Wolverine, your neighborhood friendly bundle of joy. You'll find we're just crawling with people from that same reality.

Just that, you're stuck.

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I haven't really hung out much with Wolverine. So what's wrong with my reality?

[schizoreality]

Well, in mine there hasn't been any kind of mass alteration and eradication of the mutant gene.

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Huh? Seriously?

[schizoreality]

So, if you're going to give me an earful about it, you should be warned ahead of time that I won't stand for it.

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What good would that do? I'm not gonna get all existential crisis-y, I'm already stuck in some eternal loop of farmland and frankly, life is weird enough.

[schizoreality]

I'm delighted to hear it! And my apologies for being frank, but I do like to get that kind of thing out of the way. [ she offers her hand. ] Wanda, it's a pleasure.

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[shakes! even if it is fucking weird to be shaking hands with my not!not!mom]

Speed. Or Tommy, I guess, since you're sort of one of the crowd.

[schizoreality]

Whichever you prefer, not everyone wants to be called by their other name. I'm also the Scarlet Witch, but it does feel a bit formal for the farm, hm?

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Yeah, I know who you are. And I think I'm sticking to the code name until...I don't know. I don't feel like it anymore.