LORD TOENAIL IS MISSING!!!!!!!!
I came downstairs today to find his container lying on the floor ... *sob* EMPTY! He's been assassinated! I shall be in mourning for weeks.

Best crime ever: assault with a deadly pastry.
A headline on a news site: "Students attack man with hot cookies"
Why can't these things ever happen to me?

Attention everyone who read Crime and Punishment: you MUST watch this. It will be the five most amusing seconds of your day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mun_7tVKVww
Raskolnikov fever reenactment, oh yes.

"Raskolnikov ... very attractive."
Thank you! I'm not the only one! My literary Lovely has other fans.

Danielle is right: I need a boyfriend ( Read more... )

Hannah fails as a guard dog. I can't say I'm shocked. I give her the task of guarding my bedroom door in the morning and what does she do? Follows whoever invades my space downstairs and proceeds to pounce on me (in bed and still blissfully unconscious) instead of them. I will include this argument when making my case to the parents on how I need ( Read more... )

New Lovely, everyone!!! I need an outside opinion to know if he's not actually a Pretty in disguise. I think my mind may be healing itself; he's only 20 years old (a personal record for me). Google Novak Djokovic and respond Lovely, Adorable, or Pretty.

Hannah and Tanner are tough-as-nails police dogs who thrive on danger and love to live on the edge in this season's hottest new crime drama ...
Fluff Puff and Short Stuff
Watch for it Wednesdays on Fox.

Alright, does anyone know what's actually going on with Amy? If so, could you please fill me in? I feel left out and rather confused ( Read more... )

Amusing quotes from a random NY Times article to brighten your day.
"'I don’t like your pancakes at all.'"
"The expectations are piling on, like cheese on a pizza - or a pancake."