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[callmeshirly]

Hannah fails as a guard dog. I can't say I'm shocked. I give her the task of guarding my bedroom door in the morning and what does she do? Follows whoever invades my space downstairs and proceeds to pounce on me (in bed and still blissfully unconscious) instead of them. I will include this argument when making my case to the parents on how I need

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[pigeonpooponyou]

You would have a Guard Pomeranian.

[callmeshirly]

That would actually be the best choice. People would come up and be all "oh, you're so cuuuute!" and reach out to pet him, which puts their hands in prime chomping position.

[pigeonpooponyou]

hehehehehehe pomeranians are very cute.

Oh man. I think of you nearly every day, because you would be in love with gettysburg squirrels. I swear these are not normal squirrels. They are tame enough that a lot of them will let you pet them if you so desire. Also, one (affectionately named Twitch) who lives outside of Patrick Hall where my friend Kait lives is basically the strangest squirrel ever, as well as one of the stupidest. We'll be watching tv, and we'll glance out the window, and there's Twitch.. being...twitchy. Instead of sitting on the thicker branches, like most logical squirrels tend to do, he sits on the very edge of the branch, so you can see it bend under his weight. He also has this strange habit of crawling on the underneith of the branches and doing strange circus tricks on the ground. Very odd squirrel...

[callmeshirly]

You need to film this for me. Now.