I love organizing computer folders that haven't been touched in ages. In the midst of all the old research papers, I found an autobiography I wrote for some class in 8th grade. It's sad, but I actually laughed at my own jokes in it. Though I have no recollection of writing it, I must say that my predictions for the future were quite accurate ( Read more... )

Good idea: getting a puppy to surprise your grandparents for Christmas ( Read more... )

My life in pictures ... well ... all I can say is whole lotta puppies, a fat cat, and one very Lovely man.

1. Answer each of the questions below the cut using the Flickr search engine.
2. Choose a photo from the first three pages.
3. Paste the URLs of your favorite photos here.
4. Share with the world.


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How do people honestly think like this? From a New York Times article on the election:
""What kind of choice do guys like me have? A black guy or a woman," Coccia says. "It's a lesser of two evils.""

Ah, the joys of Marat Safin on live tv (besides the obvious). After a ridiculous footfault call, he's ranting at the chair umpire in Spanish (just to put the censor off guard), then makes a strategic (and hilarious) change to English and screams "fucking dickhead!" Whoever said tennis was a gentleman's sport? I love censor lapses.

After watching the depressing and oh-my-dear-lord-what-could-possibly-stop-this-country's-ever-accelerating-downhill-slide-into-pure-evil-of-proportions-as-epic-as-James-Joyce- inducing carnage of the Republican debate, I enjoyed reading this clever snippet on Facebook. "Rudy has a serious disease called Advanced Onset Verbal Diarrhea. Also know as ( Read more... )

AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! We're getting a puppy!!!! Well, he's ten months old, but that means he's a housebroken puppy who already knows not to chew on things (*glares at Hannah*). He's a blue merle sheltie and wicked playful, sweet, gorgeous, etc. His name is Jason, but we've decided to call him Jay (and anyone who calls him J-dog will be shot). ( Read more... )

Professor Von der Lippe in response to someone's translation: "Well, it's technically grammatically correct, but that would imply a romantic relationship between her and the fish."
As a sidenote, why can't I attract normal guys? Creepy crazy ones just seem to flock to me like dung beetles to an elephant with indigestion.

In theology today, the professor posed the question, "What is God's will?" And I found that I knew the answer: Puppies ... just puppies.

I love television. "There's nothing more delicious than a newborn baby." LIBERATION!!!