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Alright, does anyone know what's actually going on with Amy? If so, could you please fill me in? I feel left out and rather confused.
I have concluded that college will be academically easier than high school. I have also determined that I shall remain friendless or very nearly so. Having no one with whom to share my insanity and laud my brilliance really sucks. So far there is one person I actually talk to and who talks back.
On a more cheerful note, I am going to die of lung cancer. I learned yesterday that fumes from microwave popcorn contain carcinogens, and because I live in the basement now, I inhale unsafe amounts of radon, which undergoes nuclear decay in my lungs, also causing cancer. I have already begun to consider witty epitaphs for my grave stone, which will be in the shape of a man wearing a kilt. I want to continue my life's work of making people uncomfortable even after I'm gone.
I have concluded that college will be academically easier than high school. I have also determined that I shall remain friendless or very nearly so. Having no one with whom to share my insanity and laud my brilliance really sucks. So far there is one person I actually talk to and who talks back.
On a more cheerful note, I am going to die of lung cancer. I learned yesterday that fumes from microwave popcorn contain carcinogens, and because I live in the basement now, I inhale unsafe amounts of radon, which undergoes nuclear decay in my lungs, also causing cancer. I have already begun to consider witty epitaphs for my grave stone, which will be in the shape of a man wearing a kilt. I want to continue my life's work of making people uncomfortable even after I'm gone.