TURTLE TURTLE

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well, I stepped out of my apartment this morning, expecting that maybe my foot would land on the ground or maybe some of stupid Jashin's "presents", but NO. It was something very very solid. And smooth. And luckily I looked down before I put all my weight on it, yeah

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[bloodwithcoffee]

... ...Can you, like, delete this crap, seriously?
It almost hurts.

[cake_is_a_bang]

It's not crap! It's serious stuff, yeah!

A TURTLE. HE LEFT A TURTLE ON MY DOORSTEP.

HOW DID HE GET IT TO STAY THERE?!

[bloodwithcoffee]

... ... Well, this is a bad case of overreacting. I'll bitch at Kakuzu to bring you some of his herbal medicine for calming tempers and menstrual cramps. You're welcome, seriously.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well, what would you do if you walked out your door to a turtle? Use it in a sacrafice, un?

[cup_of_smex]

I was wondering where the hell Jashin got the turtle carcass from....

[cake_is_a_bang]

He ate the whole thing, didn't he.

[cup_of_smex]

Yes, the catfromhell is gnawing on the empty shell now...

[cake_is_a_bang]

Ew, yeah. Gross. It must smell, un.

[sempaaai]

I wanted it! D:

[cake_is_a_bang]

What, the turtle? Why would you want that thing, un?

[sempaaai]

They're cute! And you can put stuff on them. It's like a mini-table.

[cake_is_a_bang]

One that bites you, yeah.

[sexori]

Those bikers are rather... creative.

[cake_is_a_bang]

They're rather insane too. Who puts a snapping turtle on someone's doorstep, yeah?

[sexori]

Such great effort they put into annoying you.

[cake_is_a_bang]

I should just kill them, un. Throw some bombs under their door.

Or leave Jashin on their doorstep, un.

[sempaaai]

DEIDARA-SEMPAI! THE RADISHES ARE GONE!

[cake_is_a_bang]

WHAT?!

...

Hey! You're right, un! Score!

[sempaaai]

But I liked them.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Then go put them in your journal.