TURTLE TURTLE

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well, I stepped out of my apartment this morning, expecting that maybe my foot would land on the ground or maybe some of stupid Jashin's "presents", but NO. It was something very very solid. And smooth. And luckily I looked down before I put all my weight on it, yeah

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[sempaaai]

I wanted it! D:

[cake_is_a_bang]

What, the turtle? Why would you want that thing, un?

[sempaaai]

They're cute! And you can put stuff on them. It's like a mini-table.

[cake_is_a_bang]

One that bites you, yeah.

[sempaaai]

It bit you?

[sempaaai]

There's nothing wrong with being female, Konan is female and we all get along perfectly!

[cake_is_a_bang]

Tobi... Do you want to die? Hm?

[sempaaai]

Girls shouldn't be so violent, sempai!

[cake_is_a_bang]

Fine then, Tobi. You're not my friend anymore, un.

[sempaaai]

WHAT?! Why? I don't see the connection!

[cake_is_a_bang]

Because friends are supposed to believe one another and you don't believe me, un. You believe stupid Father Hidan.

[sempaaai]

BUT he's my friend too!

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well, I guess you're not mine, then. Buh bye, Tobi.

[sempaaai]

DON'T BE LIKE THAT! D:

[cake_is_a_bang]

I'm not talking to you starting.....

Now.

[sempaaai]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY