TURTLE TURTLE

Mar 22, 2008 21:11

Well, I stepped out of my apartment this morning, expecting that maybe my foot would land on the ground or maybe some of stupid Jashin's "presents", but NO. It was something very very solid. And smooth. And luckily I looked down before I put all my weight on it, yeah.

It was a turtle. A big one. A snapping turtle. With something written on its back with black permanent marker. I looked closer, yeah, and it said: "To bomb boy, a snap is just as good as a bang."

IT WAS FROM THE BIKER-DUDE! UN.

And then the turtle launched up at me and tried to bite me! I thought they were supposed to be slow!!! Luckily I caught it in mid air (how 007 of me was that?! PWNED) and hurled it at the wall.

Just it wasn't a wall.

It was Itachi-pon's door.

So.

Yeah.

Un.

That's why there was a bunch of screaming this morning. And... Yeah... Itachi-ri.... Your door snapped open and the turtle flew inside but before I could move to do... something.... The door... just slammed shut... And there was a bunch of yowling... and screeching....

Yeah... I think Jashin will have a new cat house very soon.

turtle, war, jashin, wtf, biker

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