TURTLE TURTLE

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well, I stepped out of my apartment this morning, expecting that maybe my foot would land on the ground or maybe some of stupid Jashin's "presents", but NO. It was something very very solid. And smooth. And luckily I looked down before I put all my weight on it, yeah

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[cup_of_smex]

I was wondering where the hell Jashin got the turtle carcass from....

[cake_is_a_bang]

He ate the whole thing, didn't he.

[cup_of_smex]

Yes, the catfromhell is gnawing on the empty shell now...

[cake_is_a_bang]

Ew, yeah. Gross. It must smell, un.

[cup_of_smex]

A bit musty if anything, but Jashin is a rather ....clean... eater if anything....

[cake_is_a_bang]

Blah. I still can't believe that Biker-dude left a snapping turtle on my doorstep. Really, un.

[cup_of_smex]

...I can't believe that Jashin ate everything....

[cake_is_a_bang]

... He ate the shell too...hm?

[cup_of_smex]

Yes. Don't ask me how he managed it because I don't have a clue.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Wha.... How is he going to crap that out, hm?!

[cup_of_smex]

I, I don't know...this is the demon we're talking about.

[cake_is_a_bang]

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Why do we live in such a screwed up apartment? ASS is fucked up in the ass, yeah.

[cup_of_smex]

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This is what I get for settling with a cheap apartment that will take rent payments in straight cash....

[cake_is_a_bang]

Could always be worse, I guess, un. Orochimaru could be living with us.

[cup_of_smex]

Ugh, Don't even mention... ugh

Just hearing his name makes me feel like I have to take a shower.

[cake_is_a_bang]

I wouldn't right now. I think I used all the hot water, un. Sorry~~