TURTLE TURTLE

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well, I stepped out of my apartment this morning, expecting that maybe my foot would land on the ground or maybe some of stupid Jashin's "presents", but NO. It was something very very solid. And smooth. And luckily I looked down before I put all my weight on it, yeah

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[bloodwithcoffee]

... ...Can you, like, delete this crap, seriously?
It almost hurts.

[cake_is_a_bang]

It's not crap! It's serious stuff, yeah!

A TURTLE. HE LEFT A TURTLE ON MY DOORSTEP.

HOW DID HE GET IT TO STAY THERE?!

[bloodwithcoffee]

... ... Well, this is a bad case of overreacting. I'll bitch at Kakuzu to bring you some of his herbal medicine for calming tempers and menstrual cramps. You're welcome, seriously.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well, what would you do if you walked out your door to a turtle? Use it in a sacrafice, un?

[bloodwithcoffee]

What a stupid question. Of course not. I would of shut the fucking door and went on my merry way; not thrown a spazzing fit over it.

[cake_is_a_bang]

It tried to bite me, un. It was a snapping turtle. And it was huge. Not one of those little pet turtles.

[bloodwithcoffee]

You're stupid. Seriously.Attacked by turtles.
Kick it, whatever.

[cake_is_a_bang]

I didn't kick it. I threw it across the hallway, yeah.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Then had a mental breakdown.
Congrats. Amateur.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Mental breakdown? Well, yeah! Concidering that the biker-dude down the hallway is freaking INSANE, un!

[bloodwithcoffee]

Pathetic, seriously.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Fine then. You come over here and deal with him. I'm sure it'd make Ita-pon happy.

[bloodwithcoffee]

I'm not your maid. Ask Sasori.

[cake_is_a_bang]

I hope that once we get rid of the biker-dude that he goes and moves in next to you, yeah.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Sure, why the hell not. He's welcome to.
I'll stick Kakuzu on him and all.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Don't you do anything yourself?