> sYou enter the foyer of the Ministry complex building. There is a small security booth off to one side that is currently unoccupied. Taking up the majority of the space is a new coffee shop. Enza, the very italian and sometimes angry but apparently in a good mood today coffee lady, is serving a short line of customers. There are halls leading ( Read more... )

Wake me up when "Wake me up when September ends" ends. Ok? Thank you.

> lookYou are standing in the front entrance hall of your house. A grim day of entering information and ordering personalized plates awaits you. Your driveway is to the west. Your kitchen is to the east. Your office and room are downstairs. There is a planner here. There is a pair of slightly bent sunglasses here. There is a set of keys here ( Read more... )

Phil: Aiello family ...
Family: ...
Phil: You're team #1!
Family: Yay! WHOO!
Phil: Now I've got some good news for you.
Family: *eager anticipation*
Phil: I just saved hundreds of dollars on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Family: ...

1. I paid $10 for a $1.30 coffee. To find out how much change I should get, the cashier must ( Read more... )

At least, that's my observation. I process boring requests for information all day, and I've noticed a higher incidence of ALL CAPS MAILING INFORMATION on American orders. I don't like it; it looks like yelling. Maybe that's the point, who knows ( Read more... )

When my stapler becomes empty I always hurry to refill it because it's like one of those arcade games.

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Radio commercial:
Come on guys, there's lots of girls waiting for you!ARRGGH THERE IS LOTS OF GIRLS, nooooo, my ears with the singular/plural disagreement. I don't mind when people say things like that in real life but a radio commercial gets WRITTEN and EDITED and several RECORDINGS are made. My first thought is that the girls found at radio- ( Read more... )

FUN FACT #1: McDonald's is better than Burger King. This is not because their food is better (it's not). It's not because their staff are nicer and friendlier (they aren't). It's because of the cups. Let me explain. On two occasions, I've eaten at Burger King and brought the drink back to the car. On two occasions, I have been lazy and not ( Read more... )

Me: Why do you waste hours of tv time watching soap operas when you can just flip through those little magazines when you're waiting to pay for groceries?
M-J: Why do you watch a whole hockey game when you can just find out the score the next day?

I had no reply.