Empty stapler

[budka]

When my stapler becomes empty I always hurry to refill it because it's like one of those arcade games.

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Comments

[lougheed]

haha yes, and if it hits zero you'll hear doodlydoodlydoodlydooooooooom and you computer screen will go blank and you have to find another job or get more job tokens from the bosses desk and start from the beginning again :)

doodlydoodlydoodlydoooooooooooom!!!

[budka]

haha, job tokens from the boss's desk!!

Oh man, now I have to beat the collating level and the spreadsheet boss all over again! Click click click - insert!! right-click drag! formula! look out, it's an unsorted table, sort SOOOORT! Ahhh too late -- doodlydoodlydoodlyDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

[glinscott]

Except when you reach zero, the stapler will stretch it's neck up as if waking from a peaceful slumber. Then it will slowly look around to find the source of it's loss. After that it would probably ineffectually try to chomp on your hand or foot or something, as lacking staples it is not the most fearsome predator in the office.

[daniel_trang]

You are Bizarre....

[glinscott]

I don't try to pretend otherwise any more :)

[budka]

clomp. clomp. clomp. (clomp := click + chomp)

Aw look, how cute, it's trying to kill me!