BSC #59: MALLORY HATES BOYS (AND GYM) OR TOO BAD THERE’S NO MCSTEAMY HER TO HELP US THRU IT! THE END! Hi guys, hope everyone had a great weekend/Valentine’s/What-have you! I also hope that you’re all safe and warm somewhere, it looks NASTY out ( Read more... )

BSC #59: MALLORY HATES BOYS (AND GYM) OR CAN YOU JUST TRY FOR ONCE? PART 3!Hello my peeps, hope everyone’s bundled up for this BRUTAL, ICE-COLD WEATHER! What the Hell happened to an early spring? I hope no one’s plans got ruined for Valentine’s Day or anything; I was just planning to Netflix and chill with my husband anyway, so it doesn’t matter to ( Read more... )

BSC #59: MALLORY HATES BOYS (AND GYM) OR HUNGER GAMES, NINETIES EDITION! PART 2!Hello peeps, hope you all survived the snow and are bundled up for the FREEZING COLD weather! Sorry this next part took a couple of days, but here it is!  Once again, a big THANK YOU goes to everyone who reads/comments and enjoys my snarks ( Read more... )

BSC #59: MALLORY HATES BOYS (AND GYM) OR MAL MUST ALWAYS SUFFER BECAUSE ANN HATES GINGERS! PART 1!I’m not in a good mood today, my peeps! First, the freaking snow is pissing me off; we’re expected to get almost a foot tonight and more Wednesday! I’m about ready to hunt down the little bastard down, WHO’S WITH ME? Second, the movie snark I’m doing ( Read more... )

Well, I made it through this irritating swill. It gets a bit sloppy at the end because I was very, very tired of Mal's stupidity. But on the upside I found the greatest song in all Christendom. I don't know what I did in a past life if I'm handed this and the new Silent hill game within the same few weeks. I swear, if I could have a microchip ( Read more... )

Well, folks, I'm not gonna lie. This snark is mean. I really, really hate Mal in this. She's such a little whiner! This whole book is one big whining section! I'm just like 'Omg, Mal! Shut up!' So, I understand if any of you want to skip because I am harsh. I pull no punches for her. I'm also sorry I didn't get this up sooner. I was catching up on ( Read more... )

Hello, hello, hello! How are you guys? Me? I'm flipping great because of this news. I swear to God, this game was made specifically for me. 1) I'm a HUGE Silent Hill fan. Like crazy about it, love it to pieces in love with every last detail fan. 2) Guillermo del Toro is working on it and he's my all time favourite director. 3) Well, we all know my ( Read more... )

Oh god, these chapters were incredibly boring. But what's truly awesome about them is...

( Mallory wins for once! )

These chapters make me cringe and break out into cold sweats all at the same time (I already told you why the word "detention" makes me break out into a cold sweat in a comment I posted in the Abby and the Best Kid Ever snark). Also Mallory is absolutely insufferable in these chapters.

Also, for some reason, I imagine Miss Walden as looking almost ( Read more... )

Oh my lord, THIS BOOK. This book was just so hilariously ridiculous that I collaboratively laughed and facepalmed. Mallory is a very likable character to read about (even moreso than Claudia, actually), but she is a complete and total nutter in this book. I can't really sympathize much with her in this book, probably because I am a HUGE jock and ( Read more... )