Last time on true tales from the WTF pile...
Chapters 1-8

Okie dokie, artichokies.

Let's roll.  Always remember that I love you, and doing this hurts me a lot more than it could hurt you.  Like, for real.  The ballet bullshit makes me want to literally scream at Ann.

( Carry on, my wayward snarkers )

I'm gonna give you a ballet snark, then get back to work on the one where they all went to that lodge in Vermont.  Winter Vacation ( Read more... )

BSC #42: JESSI AND THE DANCE SCHOOL PHANTOM OR TIME TO WAKE UP, BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT TO BE OVER! THE END! Welcome back kiddies, I hope everyone’s having a great day. Thank you again for all your comments and for even reading my insane ramblings; it means so much ( Read more... )

BSC #42: JESSI AND THE DANCE SCHOOL PHANTOM OR I WISH MALEFICENT WOULD COME AND ATTACK! PART 2! Hello my peeps! I hope everyone is enjoying the burst of sunshine today; because I sure am! I want to give a giant THANK YOU again for everyone who reads and comments; it really means so much! Thank you everyone for voting, please continue to do so for ( Read more... )

BSC #42: JESSI AND THE DANCE SCHOOL PHANTOM OR HAIL PRINCESS AURORA! PART 1!

Hello my peeps! I hope everyone had a beautiful weekend; with good weather and lots of book reading! A huge, THANK YOU to everyone who reads and comments on my snarks; it really does mean so much and I am so happy to have a following!

A special THANKS goes to  kahran042; ( Read more... )

Tagline: Someone--or something--is out to get Jessi!

Mmm-hmm. Something. What, like the Locker-room Ness Monster?

I don't know about you, but I've watched a decent amount of crime-solving shows. I kept thinking of them during my initial re-read of this book. The one I've been watching most recently is NCIS.

( Welcome to Gibbs slap, home of the Gibbs slap. May I take your order? )

chapters 1-4
chapters 5-9

( drama drama drama )

Chapters 1-4

( here we go! )

Lately, I've been pulling a BSC book off my shelf to read a couple chapters while I eat breakfast. This morning, the book happened to be #42. I started reading it and thought "Man, I need to snark this thing". So, I submit to you for your consideration and (hopeful) entertainment:

( Jessi and the Dance School Phantom )

Belated follow-up to my first post dated March 15.  Previously in "Jessi and the Dance School Phantom," Jessi got her 9,000 leading role and one student.. isn't too happy about it.  She continues to wreak havoc (with all of the gender issues in this series I am STUNNED there were no boy dancers in Jessi's class).  Meanwhile, the baby-sitters (groan ( Read more... )