hey guys, how is everyone? sorry i've been slacking so hard lately! i'm still sick and in other fun news, i sprained a toe last week. a fucking toe. *rolls eyes forever* what makes it even more lame is i did it tripping over a BAG. it'd be comedic as fuck if it didn't hurt like a bitch. actually, it's still pretty funny.


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I went to Harrods on Friday. How do these kids afford it? How???

Here are the next three chapters - enjoy!( Read more... )

I’m baaaaaack- here with the next 5 chapters of Jessi and the Superbrat! I loved seeing everyone’s positive comments! Previously, we discovered the wonders of creative insults! Let’s jump right in, shall we?

( Onto the snark once again! )

Hi everyone! Long-time lurker, first-time snarker here! While I’ve been home for the weekend, I discovered my collection of BSC books, and decided to try my hand at snarking one. Jessi and the Superbrat was last snarked in 2008, so I figured that would be a good first one to try. I read lots of BSC and Little Sister books all through 3rd-5th grade ( Read more... )

( In which we find out for the first time that Jessi is a ballerina! )

Tagline: Someone--or something--is out to get Jessi!

Mmm-hmm. Something. What, like the Locker-room Ness Monster?

I don't know about you, but I've watched a decent amount of crime-solving shows. I kept thinking of them during my initial re-read of this book. The one I've been watching most recently is NCIS.

( Welcome to Gibbs slap, home of the Gibbs slap. May I take your order? )

I’m backand heading right into the last few chapters of Jessi's Big Break, because this is one of those books where the ridiculousness is actually worse in the later chapters. It’s pretty amazing, and not in a good way.

Chapters 1-7

( Eleven is the new fifteen... )

I know I promised to do the Friends Forever series and I will, but I just had to stop and do this book. Even as a child, I remember reading it and recognizing the sheer level of WTF-ery at certain notable points... and when even a kid spots it, you know the book is B-A-D. Also, I know there was a request for it a few months back. So here it is the ( Read more... )

Tagline: Jessi's learning a secret language for a very special child ( Read more... )

Jessi, our favorite black ballet dancer, wants to get involved in the SMS sports competition. But how? The cover gives away the answer--by synchronized swimming with some girl who is not in the BSC! And, also, whose left arm appears to go down to her knee. But how does this happen? And why does she want to? ( Read on! You will be shocked and titillated. )