racism | bsc

Keep Out, Claudia! Part 2!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Apr 03, 2017 03:35

Hey, dolls! So, I'm up late playing around and decided to snark. This part isn't the funniest snark seeing as this is a Very Special Episode book but I tried. It wasn't easy not getting furious at this book but I maintained my temper. It's hard for me to read books about racists without getting that smashy smashy feeling. Well, let's go!

Part 1!

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snarker: road_baby, racism, #56 keep out claudia, stupidity, shut up mary anne

Keep Out, Claudia! Part 1!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Mar 30, 2017 22:45

Greeting, lovelies! So, even though it's hot as Satan's ballsack I've been listening to music all day and that always makes me super productive. Like, I even decided to forgo Tumblr in favor of snarking. Because when you listen to music and an interesting video comes up, you have to decide if it's worth muting your music. And frankly, it's too ( Read more... )

obligatory 1950s reference, snarker: road_baby, bad writing, racism, what in the deep fried hell?, horrible, hypocrisy, stupidity, boring kids, spelling, tv comes in color?!, children of the damned, insanity, #56 keep out claudia, i hate ann, octomom pike, obvious villains

Jessi's Secret Language Part 3

drmaggiemoreau wrote in bsc_snark Jan 30, 2015 12:41

Last part! Yay ( Read more... )

fire!, #16 jessi's secret language, ann hates, haley braddock, racism, rageragerage, i hate the bsc

BSC in the USA

andromedariver wrote in bsc_snark Jun 14, 2014 22:35

Since I have yet again misplaced my copy of Kristy and the Cat Burglar, I might as well start a new snark until I find it. I figured why not one of the less annoying Super Specials?

Let's Begin!

( We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there... )

zombies would starve in stoneybrook, racism, ss#14: bsc in the usa, dawn, kristy, jessi wangst

Abby and the Secret Society Part 3

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark May 28, 2013 21:35

Post too large, you say?

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bullying is never okay, mystery, racism, drunk parents, bad parenting, what in the deep-fried hell?, ann hates fat people, babysitting fail, ellen miles (queen of parentheses), abby, shit just got real, arson murder and shyness, this shit just got real, cokie mason, k. ron, zombies would starve in stoneybrook, ann hates poor people, wtf?, stoneybrook lacks empathy, pike family madness, time keeps on slippin', i hate the bsc, stoneybrook lacks common sense, everyone is crazy, rageragerage, i hate ann, annoying kids, unwarranted self-importance, mystery #23 abby and the secret society

Abby and the Secret Society Part2

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark May 28, 2013 21:28

OMG, you guys. When I slagged on this in my previous snark, I just vaguely remembered the mystery was stupidly complicated and the Serious Message was handled really shoddily. Even when I did the first half, I thought, well, shy-shaming and an idiot plot; that's like 60% of all the books at least. And then I did this half and I can't even. Be ( Read more... )

drunk parents, what in the deep-fried hell?, ann hates fat people, babysitting fail, freaky fashion choices, hypocrisy, cokie mason, zombies would starve in stoneybrook, cary retlin, wtf?, things ann knows nothing about, time keeps on slippin', i hate the bsc, everyone is crazy, rageragerage, i hate ann, octomom pike, unwarranted self-importance, what is in stoneybrook's water?, mystery #23 abby and the secret society, amm is green behind the ears, bullying is never okay, mystery, racism, bad parenting, ellen miles (queen of parentheses), stonybrook lacks empathy, abby, parenting fail, arson murder and shyness, shit just got real, alan gray, k. ron, ann hates poor people, pike family madness, meddling in other's business, stoneybrook lacks common sense, annoying kids

Abby and the Secret Society Part1

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark May 25, 2013 20:04

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mystery, racism, mallory is annoying, ellen miles (queen of parentheses), abby, arson murder and shyness, hypocrisy, cokie mason, k. ron, wtf?, things ann knows nothing about, stoneybrook lacks empathy, time keeps on slippin', forced child labor, rageragerage, what is in stoneybrook's water?, mystery #23 abby and the secret society, pot calling the kettle jessi

#61: Jessi and the Awful Secret

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Mar 21, 2013 13:12

My first Jessi snark! I actually think Jessi was my favorite next to Claud, because she was a dancer, and I'm fascinated by dance. Also I think I was drawn to the fact that she was seriously serious about something other than babysitting. That said, she is a Token Black character written by a lily-white children's book author with no imagination. ( Read more... )

racism, ann hates fat people, claudia outfit woo!, jessi wangst, character we'll never see again, ann hates mal, jessi, karen's dumb, ann hates poor people, mal must suffer, things ann knows nothing about, forced child labor, mary sue, therapy fuck yeah, meddling in other's business, annoying kids, #61 jessi and the awful secret

Slam Book Post Two: Electric Slam-a-loo

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Nov 30, 2012 14:24

( The lolcats cannot rage enough. . . )

ann's non-bsc works, racism, things ann knows nothing about, where does ann get these names?, bad parenting, slam book, ann m. martin wrote this book, what in the deep-fried hell?, non-bsc snark, no babysitting? no really!, this will not end well, rageragerage, this shit just got real, why am i doing this?

Why the BSC Never Made It to High School: A Recap of Slam Book

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Nov 30, 2012 14:08

So after I finished the Ann bio, I spent a night at my parents en route to visiting my brother, and I dug up my copy of Slam Book, to see with fresh eyes if it was as horrible as I remembered. After all, this 1987 classic featuring high school freshman (so just slightly older than the BSC!) presumably was something Jean Feiwel read in offering Ann ( Read more... )

ann's non-bsc works, racism, where does ann get these names?, bad parenting, slam book, what in the deep-fried hell?, ann's wet dream, ann hates, this shit just got real, wtf?, non-bsc snark, ann m. martin wrote this book, parody of itself, this will not end well, rageragerage, why am i doing this?