BSC #21: MALLORY AND THE TROUBLE WITH TWINS OR TIME FOR MORE EARRING/CLOTHING PORN! THE END!Hello my peeps, hope everyone’s enjoying the minor heatwave we’re having this week! Thank God it’s finally warm, I was going between freezing my ass off or sweating like menopause hit early. It’s nice to be comfortable ( Read more... )

BSC #21: MALLORY AND THE TROUBLE WITH TWINS OR ANOTHER SUCKY STONEYBROOK PARENT! PART 2!Hello my peeps, hope everyone’s planning on having a kick-ass weekend! I actually am doing pretty well; had another sudden burst of energy and decided to snark some more of this book for you all. No joke you guys, I think this may have been one of my faves ( Read more... )

BSC #21: MALLORY AND THE TROUBLE WITH TWINS OR THE REAL TROUBLE IS THAT THEIR PARENTS SUCK! PART 1!Well I guess everyone who reads my snarks has an earring fetish just like Mallory does in this book; because this is what had the most votes. I probably should’ve figured… this book’s insane! Thank you for voting and giving me something to do between ( Read more... )

I was so restless the other day and today was no better. I kept feeling like I should be being productive but nothing seemed enjoyable. I wanted to sew but just ended up spooling all my embroidery thread. I wanted to draw but did nothing. Finally I realised what I really wanted to do. I wanted to snark. So, here we are. And man, I gotta do ( Read more... )

Oh, my God, you guys. I don't know what I did but I lost like, half of my first dreaft of this snark due to a bad cut-and-paste. I couldn't believe it. I just laid facedown and sighed into my pillow. So, I had to rewrite everything and I have a poor memory so, I don't know how close it was to the original. But I hope it still brings the laughs. ( Read more... )

I'm still waiting for my tablet cable to come in and I wanted to do something to occupy my time, so I snark. It's funny, but I remember liking this book because it had the awesome shopping/piercing spree in it, but reading it now there's points I hate. And really that's all Ann's fault. She's seriously such bad writer! She has more contradictions ( Read more... )

Part One (Chapters 1-3)
Part Two (Chapters 4-6)
Part Three (Chapters 7-9)
Part Four (Chapters 10-12)

Finally back and ready to finish this! Enjoy!

( Shopping Extravaganza )

Part 1 (Chapters 1-3)
Part 2 (Chapters 4-6)
Part 3 (Chapters 7-9)

God fucking dammnit, I can't come up with an upload schedule to save my life. Sorry.

Also, I legit just realized that there's a button to insert an lj-cut. Still a bit of a newbie, I guess.

( Major parenting points lost here. )

Part 1 (Chapters 1-3)

Part 2 (Chapters 4-6)Apologies for the wait. I had to visit relatives in Canada over the holidays, and that ate up a lot of my time. Then, school started up again ( Read more... )

Part 1 (Chapters 1-3)

Well, I'm back. I've been distracted with schoolwork and HetaOni (dem feels)! Also, I went to the Mall of America and got myself a Death the Kid plushie!

Anyway, let's dive in to the next set of chapters!

( Say pierced ears one more time, Mal. I fucking dare you. )