BSC #21: MALLORY AND THE TROUBLE WITH TWINS OR TIME FOR MORE EARRING/CLOTHING PORN! THE END!

[bleeding_thorn2]

BSC #21: MALLORY AND THE TROUBLE WITH TWINS OR TIME FOR MORE EARRING/CLOTHING PORN! THE END!Hello my peeps, hope everyone’s enjoying the minor heatwave we’re having this week! Thank God it’s finally warm, I was going between freezing my ass off or sweating like menopause hit early. It’s nice to be comfortable

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[the1812overture]

Apparently the girls have moles on opposite sides of their faces.

Polar twins are usually mirror-opposites of each other, like one will be right-handed, and one left-handed.

JAMIE NEWTON’S PROBABLY STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES FROM THE LAST PARTY THE CULT BITCHES WORKED!!

If that crap happened at my child's party, I wouldn't trust those kids to babysit again. Instead his mom lets him get into a sailboat while sick when a storm's coming.

WHAT ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES THIS CUNT ATE CAKE OR MEAT TO IMPRESS SOMEONE? CHANGED HER CLOTHES, HAIR, MAKEUP? THAT’S NOT AN INDIVIDUAL, LIKE AT ALL!

Well, you can do those things sometimes (if you always ONLY go against the crowd, then you're still letting the crowd influence your decisions), but the problem is she does this sort of thing ALL THE TIME. CLAUDIA is the true individual of the group.

THE TWIN’S EVEN WEAR MATCHING PJ’S!!! DA HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH MRS. ARNOLD? DO THEY HAVE TO WEAR MATCHING DRAWERS TOO?! Probably. People who do this need professional help. I get that it's un to have

[shatisarockgod]

If that crap happened at my child's party, I wouldn't trust those kids to babysit again. Instead his mom lets him get into a sailboat while sick when a storm's coming.--And she really should've dismissed the girls when she first saw they were showing their ass. It's the kid's birthday, don't let anybody fuck it up. Not like every single day is the kid's birthday.

Probably. People who do this need professional help. I get that it's un to have kids matching sometimes, even if they aren't twins. But when you try to force them to be the same person in every literal sense possible, there's a problem.--Agreed. I realize it doesn't hold as much weight since I'm somebody that doesn't have kids. It's not like my pretend kids would run out the door naked all the time or something. I'm just saying the ball is in their court if they want to dress alike or if they don't. Of course I don't have a hang up about "They're twins, they HAVE to look alike! They HAVE TO!"

[bleeding_thorn2]

And she really should've dismissed the girls when she first saw they were showing their ass. It's the kid's birthday, don't let anybody fuck it up. Not like every single day is the kid's birthday.-I know I would've kicked their asses out.

[bleeding_thorn2]

If that crap happened at my child's party, I wouldn't trust those kids to babysit again. Instead his mom lets him get into a sailboat while sick when a storm's coming

[kahran042]

Mallory and the Dream Horse.

[shatisarockgod]

Only thing of note is Mal reading K-Ron’s notebook entry and FINALLY FUCKING FIGURING OUT THAT THE TWINS JUST MIGHT WANT TO BE THEIR OWN PERSONS!!!--*shakes head* It's just pathetic the 11 year old is faster at figuring that out compared to the girls MOTHER

[shatisarockgod]

Did you guys know that if you ever wanted to get new clothes or a flippin’ haircut, all you had was just ASK YOUR PARENTS?!--??? I don't understand this one at all. Okay, I've got long hair and I trim the ends myself. No big deal, not like I'm giving myself a pixie haircut or anything like that. Maybe Mallory gets her hair trimmed at home by one of her parents? I'm just thinking if I went to a special hair salon or the mall to get my hair trimmed, this could've been something brought up ages ago? "I'm getting tired of my hair, I'd like to get it cut to my shoulders. Is that okay?" Or Mallory sees a celebrity she likes and wants to copy her hairstyle. "Mom, can I cut my hair like vivian Vance?" A basic haircut is just treated as if it's something wild: "Can I shave half my head and dye the rest blue

[the1812overture]

SUPERMARKET SWEEP! And there was also Shop 'Til You Drop that aired right before or after!!

[bleeding_thorn2]

-Mallory's probably jumping up and down like she's just found the money fan on the final round of Supermarket Sweep.
=I frickin' LOVED that show and always watched it! That and some show called Debt that came on after. Have you ever seen this:youtuDOTbe/-UggNH1YeRY It's SNL with Melissa Mccarthey doing the Sweep. Funny as Hell!

I'm kinda picturing something like what Becky had when she cut her hair the second time around, the one with the undercut shave.
=I dunno who told Becky that style worked for it, but they need to be shot. Didn't suit her at all.

Thank you!

[design_star_21]

I just can't with this book. I am shocked it was my favorite as a kid. They all need professional help. I admit I wanted the book earrings as a kid and kind of still do.

Stacey's Choice!

[bleeding_thorn2]

I wanted the earrings too!

[andromeda331]

IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME; YOU SHOULD’VE DONE THAT WEEKS AGO

[bleeding_thorn2]

I vote for either Hello Mallory or Stacey's Choice. The first one has Claudia confusing soy sauce and soy formula while the other one has Mary Anne's mother showing up to take care of Stacey's mom.=I never realized until I started snarking just how BATSHIT insane some of these stories are. Re-reading my snarks to my husband and he's always like: WHA.... DA...FUCKKKKK?