BSC #21: MALLORY AND THE TROUBLE WITH TWINS OR TIME FOR MORE EARRING/CLOTHING PORN! THE END!
BSC #21: MALLORY AND THE TROUBLE WITH TWINS OR TIME FOR MORE EARRING/CLOTHING PORN! THE END!Hello my peeps, hope everyone’s enjoying the minor heatwave we’re having this week! Thank God it’s finally warm, I was going between freezing my ass off or sweating like menopause hit early. It’s nice to be comfortable
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Polar twins are usually mirror-opposites of each other, like one will be right-handed, and one left-handed.
JAMIE NEWTON’S PROBABLY STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES FROM THE LAST PARTY THE CULT BITCHES WORKED!!
If that crap happened at my child's party, I wouldn't trust those kids to babysit again. Instead his mom lets him get into a sailboat while sick when a storm's coming.
WHAT ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES THIS CUNT ATE CAKE OR MEAT TO IMPRESS SOMEONE? CHANGED HER CLOTHES, HAIR, MAKEUP? THAT’S NOT AN INDIVIDUAL, LIKE AT ALL!
Well, you can do those things sometimes (if you always ONLY go against the crowd, then you're still letting the crowd influence your decisions), but the problem is she does this sort of thing ALL THE TIME. CLAUDIA is the true individual of the group.
THE TWIN’S EVEN WEAR MATCHING PJ’S!!! DA HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH MRS. ARNOLD? DO THEY HAVE TO WEAR MATCHING DRAWERS TOO?!
Probably. People who do this need professional help. I get that it's un to have kids matching sometimes, even if they aren't twins. But when you try to force them to be the same person in every literal sense possible, there's a problem.
I miss goody bags; they always had good stuff in them. Now I’m gonna have to make goody bags for my soon-to-arrive daughter’s goody bags for her future parties, it’s so surreal!
I'm the parent who goes over the top. My daughter's birthday will have several Disney princesses and Mary Poppins, and some of the treats for the 40 kids (between ballet and school and neighbors) include crystal tiaras instead of plastic, and glass tea cups. The invitations will have crystals on them too. I'm making those though. I have to DIY a TON of stuff to make these parties happen without financially ruining us.
Then Mal DECORATES THE FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE TOO? AND WHY COULDN’T MRS. ARNOLD OR MR. ARNOLD DO THAT SHIT THEMSELVES?
I made my own wedding cake and even the fondant from scratch, and my daughter's cake. This year I'm making a castle! (Yes, I am that "super-mom," and there are a lot of times, like now, when I'm sitting on the couch at 2pm in pajama bottoms and a robe because I can't be bothered with a shirt. But the world sees the super! I'm tired.)
AT EIGHT MOTHERFUCKING YEARS OLD!!! PRETTY SURE THEY COULD DO MOST OF IT THEMSELVES!!
Unless there are ties in the back or buttons, but also helping them get ready could be their mom wanting them distracted. I'm more thrown for a loop that the cake was just decorated. My daughter's cakes are done the night before, and started two days earlier.
‘they just to be individuals, just the way Dawn is.’
I swear Ann forgot that Mal has TRIPLETS for brothers, and even though they play together a lot, they are their own people.
Also DAWN IS NOT AN INDIVIDUAL IN THAT WAY. CLAUDIA IS!!!
new clothes/haircuts on the horizon for the twins. Of course using their own money, because parents in Stoneybrook must always suck.
I seriously can't fathom telling my child she has to use her own money for the basics. Splurges, yeah, but even as a teen, her basic clothes and toiletries and such will be MY responsibility.
since she was still swimming around her father’s nutsack
I laughed way too hard at that.
no parent’s permission are needed or ID required.
Even at the time, a signed parent form was still needed. Ann gave me and several of my friends the idea that maybe, just maybe, we could get our ears done like that. We tried. We failed. Turns out we weren't the first kids who'd tried that at that Claire's.
Considering the fact that she had a damn bowl cut before, I dunno how much shorter it could be without her being fucking BALD… but whatever.
Pixie cut.
Mal… just got the pair for Jessi.
In her defense, she had a lot more she had to pay for.
#75- Jessi's Horrible Prank
That one! Because her prank was so awful while Betsy's prank that broke Claudia's leg was no nog deal.
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Probably. People who do this need professional help. I get that it's un to have kids matching sometimes, even if they aren't twins. But when you try to force them to be the same person in every literal sense possible, there's a problem.--Agreed. I realize it doesn't hold as much weight since I'm somebody that doesn't have kids. It's not like my pretend kids would run out the door naked all the time or something. I'm just saying the ball is in their court if they want to dress alike or if they don't. Of course I don't have a hang up about "They're twins, they HAVE to look alike! They HAVE TO!"
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=Me either. But then again, I wouldn't trust these girls to babysit a goddamn stuffed animal... but that's just me.
I made my own wedding cake and even the fondant from scratch, and my daughter's cake. This year I'm making a castle! (Yes, I am that "super-mom," and there are a lot of times, like now, when I'm sitting on the couch at 2pm in pajama bottoms and a robe because I can't be bothered with a shirt. But the world sees the super! I'm tired.)
-My mom was/is awesome like that too! Being able to fit Christmas shopping for three kids and a fuckton of relatives, wrap and place under tree ALL IN ONE FUCKING NIGHT because she worked and Christmas Eve was the only time to do it. Being able to pull off endless parties, her kids volunteering her to bake/cook God knows how many cakes, etc... (SORRY MOM!) and all the other kickass things she did. My mom's frickin' Wonder Woman!
I laughed way too hard at that.-I have to admit the truth, I cracked myself up at that one. I still do re-reading it.
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