I'm back to work today after having to stay home and work very hard at the important task of staying horizontal on Monday. Considering that I take sick days about as often as I shave my head, I'd say this is somewhat note-worthy ( Read more... )

I was going to save this for Tuesday's Embarrassments, but then I remembered that... my OG is comin' to town this weekend, and therefore I am guaranteed to make a fool of myself many, many more times and in far, far more spectacular a fashion before then. Everything from awesomeness to humiliation is a little larger than life when Lex is in town ( Read more... )

Damn, I really need a pirate-y icon. cashbox, can I steal some Pirate v. Devil imagery??? :D ( Read more... )

1: Umberto Eco (whose babies might just be the only I'd ever be willing to bear... well, short of Alton Brown's) is coming out with a new book. HOORAH! It's non-fiction, of course, but here's hoping it doesn't suck like Queen Loana did regardless.

2: Hoffage.


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Tuesday is Hoff. 'Nuff said.

Well, not quite. This is an oldie but a goodie, because I really, really, really want the following two men to be naked on a bearskin rug coated in shar-pei fur and sucking on a Cohiba together very very badly. And not, like, in a sexy way. Because could there be anything more antithetical to sex than this?


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Jho, I offer this prayer unto the Great Big Knight Rider in the Sky on your behalf: Please, O Lord of badassical muscle cars, bad hair and David Hasselhoff's leather pants, Bringer of oh so much corn unto the world... Please help dear Dan recover from his surgery quickly so his dear, caring wife might return to giving the sweaty glory that is The ( Read more... )

Ok, you know you are officially a total dork when you spend your morning commute pondering ways to make the Tuesday Hoff even better. But better than this!? Is it possible??


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