Tomorrow is my last day at work. Eeeeeek.

(Also, I'm very sorry that you and I have been so estranged, internets. The whole hemisphere-moving thing is a wee bit life-consuming. Uck.)

I'm so boring today. And lazy. And useless. Thank the pink unicorn that little more is expected of me than to train somebody else to do all my work at this point ( Read more... )

The entirely appropos-to-nothing quote of the day from one of my erstwhile coworkers:

OPEN SCENE.

[Stupid Stupid Coworker to me] "Wow, you're leaving the country... that means ( Read more... )

This is cause for celebration ( Read more... )

I have been in training for approximately the last 26,000 hours, and it will not be done until the end of the week. Which means I get to sit through hours of information-osmosis sessions before I get to start on my regular job-and-a-half. Oh, joy. That leaves me with no time for internet fuckery! Damn it all ( Read more... )

Submitted at random for your entertainment and/or chortling and/or eye-rolling.

Amusement A:

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Days and days go by. Then a few more. Then Zoë sticks her head out of her rabbit-hole and says hello. Hello ( Read more... )

A late filing from the field into the Tuesday Wednesday Walk of Shame archives ( Read more... )

I feel as though I'm kind of living in a very similarly decorated but ever so slightly different world lately. Kind of like all of a sudden, I woke up and my furniture was all moved two inches to the left. It's been one of those weeks ( Read more... )

So. The first workday down without any assistance from the Kuntiboss. In fact, without any assistance from Mr. DP either. Yep, it was two of us. In a four-person department. That really needed to be five as it was. And I'm stuck with the Slow New Lady Who Cries ( Read more... )