I have been in training for approximately the last 26,000 hours, and it will not be done until the end of the week. Which means I get to sit through hours of information-osmosis sessions before I get to start on my regular job-and-a-half. Oh, joy. That leaves me with no time for internet fuckery! Damn it all ( Read more... )

So today, after hours, I am meeting with KuntyBoss' boss to address my concerns about mein krazymaker. I am a little nervous - because I am both incapable of griping about co-workers in any formal fashion and also quite intimidated by Boss Boss - but I need to do this. I think it will be okay. I will look like the good peon who has genuine ( Read more... )

Ok, so, I'm still worried about this whole insane OSHA nightmare of a deadly black mold problem at work. Here's what it looks like.


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As if I didn't have enough distractions forcing me to be so negligent to my dear ElJay... the cable internet bitches informed us today that our service is going to be out. FOR TEN DAYS ( Read more... )

Between working 10 hour days for the last two weeks, getting yelled at and cursed for seven generations after fucking something up (what can I say, I'm human) and being told I am going to be working every other Saturday from now on... I could use all the Happy Thoughts y'all can send my way ( Read more... )

I spent last night house- and cat-sitting for my parents, and got to enjoy feeling like a tween whose mommy and daddy have gone out of town and left her with the run of the place. Which, you know, is pretty much how it is. But with less partying, my own separate address 15 minutes away, and that aforementioned address also has a better-stocked ( Read more... )

I was going to post about a near fistfight I got into with a stripper (!) as the Most Embarrassing Thing that's happened to me this week. But I'm too pissed off to be especially amusing, and it was highly amusing so I will save it. Instead, here is my nugget of Daily Humiliation ( Read more... )

I am so furious today. Please forgive my momentary rant ( Read more... )

... I stayed home sick from work. But ever since I, suddenly and without warning, pulled a Human-Projectile-Puke-Missile on myself on the olde job yesterday, I'm inexplicably not feeling so hot ( Read more... )

For the love of the pink unicorn, do people remember how to read newspapers ( Read more... )