So long as this at least still amuses Jho, we move forward with the Hoff.

[bratenfrau]

Ok, you know you are officially a total dork when you spend your morning commute pondering ways to make the Tuesday Hoff even better. But better than this!? Is it possible??

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[bratenfrau]

I was *hoping* that'd cheer you up just a bit, since you're having such a crappy day. And yeah, I think being Mrs. Hoff qualifies. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Priceless. :) (If it makes you feel better, I was totally convinced that Christian Slater was making all those movies just for ME when I was like 12.)

Oral Surgery=Le Suck! :(

[bratenfrau]

Does D have a crush on The Bacon, or what? I can't imagine what kind of ideas Kevin Bacon might inspire other than perhaps mentally calculating how many dollars he spent on that nose. Ha!

[lilysnowflower]

Weird. I almost always eat on my living room floor, too. Dude, were you able to get the stain out? I'm sure the answer is no and I totally sympathize with you!

In my first apartment, I had just put new carpets down. Paid for the whole sha-bang myself, too. Well, I poured myself a glass of Sunny D, took a few sips, placed it on my bedside table and proceeded to have raucous sex. Which resulted in the spillage of said orange drink. I was sooooo pissed, I stopped in mid-fuck to whine about it before attempting to clean it fruitlessly. There's my story!

[bratenfrau]

Oh man, that's a doozy too! Of course, stains incurred in the course of havin' some vigorous sexytime is a whoooooole other subject altogether!

(Most of the stain came out eventually, after JM spent some serious time on his hands and knees working on it. Heh.)