I have just re-read the first Adrian Mole book. The older I get the funnier it becomes. It has occurred to me a young!Spock fic written in parody of it would be nothing short of immense. Someone with the wit and the talent should do it immediately.

Title: Portions for Foxes
Part: 2/3
Fandom: Brokeback Mountain
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Post-canon
Pairing: Ennis/Jack, Ennis/OC
Words: 11,200
Warnings: Some mild horror, violence, consensual rough sex, animal death (not abuse)
Disclaimer: With the exception of original characters, the characters and places portrayed here do not belong to me and I do ( Read more... )

MY DAD JUST STOLE MY BATH. HOW RUDE.

A point: I know all too well that there are no good words for the anus during teh pr0ns (seriously, entrance and arsehole are about as sexy as it gets, bleurgh) but that does not mean you should start comparing that part of the anatomy to garden flowers. Seriously, no. Have you ever seen a bum hole? It looks ( Read more... )

How much is ontd_startrek rocking today?! They've about KILLED my flist but I'm LOVING IT.

( I NEED THIS )

I'm sick of seeing this on my harddrive.

Title: Portions for Foxes
Part: 1/3
Fandom: Brokeback Mountain
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Post-canon
Pairing: Ennis/Jack, Ennis/OC
Words: 9000
Warnings: Some mild horror, violence, consensual rough sex, animal death (not abuse)
Disclaimer: With the exception of original characters, the characters and places ( Read more... )

The ST kinkmemes are quite interesting for me because it sort of puts into perspective my what my own kinks and non-kinks are (at least in fic; real life is different), and how they differ and align with other people's.

( I'll cut this for those of you jammy enough to have internet access at work... )

I have found my medical fic!! It is 92,000 words long and TOS rather than reboot and all about neuroscience and neurodegenerative disorder and I am GRINNING LIKE A GIN TRAP. Only me. See you on the other side!

So I've finally broken and decided to give the Star Trek XI kinkmemes some of my time. I'm the sort of person who prefers to read only on recommendation - I'm lazy, I like other people to do the vetting for me - but am seriously short on fanfic at the moment. My reccers aren't reccing, my favourite authors aren't writing, don't they know they work ( Read more... )

I've not commented on the warnings!wank yet. This is largely because I am not articulate enough to express my feelings on the matter, plus the whole thing is making me roll my eyes. And I am not confrontational. Yet I find myself unwilling to get out of bed and brush my teeth, so here we have it ( Read more... )

Part I of the fic-that-wouldn't-be-writ is finished* and I am feeling insanely pleased because I don't hold myself in high esteem. And I wrote horror which I have not done in years. As a little girl I cut my teeth on Stephen King novels, so it felt a little like coming home, even if it was for just one scene.

And then I watched Kenny Dies online ( Read more... )