Oh, DMLE owes me BIG for this one.

At least most of it didn't belong to me personally, so it goes under Ministry insurance.

I see everyone else is putting up schedules for their workshops.

There will not be one for this one.

The life of an Auror is spontaneous and filled with twists and turns.

And paperwork.

Yes, yes, DMLE in general and my branch in specific is participating in this as well. And, lucky me, since I have one of these things, I've been assigned as liaison and probable shepherd to any of you that would be interested in pursuing a career in the glorious, action-packed, shimmering and mysterious world of the Department of Magical Law ( Read more... )

I am not a happy Auror.

...but my best friend has been in a coma for two months and they *still* aren't certain whether or not she'll ever wake up.

So.

Not so much in a posting mood.

I trust everyone else is keeping safe.

This is fucking stupid, pardon my language ( Read more... )

What's going on over at Hogwarts? Why the--oh, bloody HELL.

Where the hell is Tonksy?

Everyone at Hogwarts, do what the Headmistress says. We're on our way. Harry,

As Tonksy said, certain decisions from the Big Boys have suddenly been made much clearer. The paperwork put me in enough of a horrible mood, but knowing the reason for it has not necessarily improved my temperament.

I need a distraction.

(Edit: A positive distraction. Fate is a grumpy lady and doesn't need the temptation.)

It was probably for the best, anyway. That woman was trying to box me in. Always whining about me being married to my work ( Read more... )

To: The deprived students of Hogwarts

You poor, poor things. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help.

Not quite in that way, of course.

Speaking of which, Tonksy:

Have you and that husband of yours made off with that, ah, documentary of mine again? Hardly polite of you, if so.