Career day.
Yes, yes, DMLE in general and my branch in specific is participating in this as well. And, lucky me, since I have one of these things, I've been assigned as liaison and probable shepherd to any of you that would be interested in pursuing a career in the glorious, action-packed, shimmering and mysterious world of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, Auror Division. I hope you all sign up so that I can make you do my paperwork.