Percy Weasley, you chicken-brained cockarse, what the bloody hell's going on with you? Do we need to send you to the staff counselor ( Read more... )

Why, that would be me ( Read more... )

UGH.

Apparently this contraption's supposed to make everything easier on us. I remember hearing about these things back then, but I wasn't very impressed. Let's see if this can convince me otherwise.

At any rate, unlike certain of my colleagues who are running about castles with strange creatures, I have reports to make, so I'd best get on those ( Read more... )