...that went well.

[boltedlightning]

It was probably for the best, anyway. That woman was trying to box me in. Always whining about me being married to my work

Comments

Would you care for a reading?

[battyseer]

I sense that this woman is not meant to be yours. Was she by any chance born under the fourth day of Scorpio's second moon cycle?

Re: Would you care for a reading?

[boltedlightning]

For some reason, I'd gotten the exact same feeling. And no, I have no idea when she was born.

[pretty_parvi]

the kingster?????

[boltedlightning]

Yes?

[pretty_parvi]

thats what you call yourself????

[boltedlightning]

...sort of.

You'll understand when you're older.

[auror_n_tonks]

I'll always love you and be here for you Kingsley! She was a bitch, and I told you so over and over. Not nearly good enough for you, m'love. We need to find you the right kind of witch who will appreciate someone of your high quality.

In the meantime, can I drown your sorrows at the pub?

[boltedlightning]

You're a doll, Tonksy, a real doll. And there's no way I'd be ungrateful enough not to let you do as you will with this poor shell of a broken, bootyless man. Maisie Maiserton be damned, anyway.

[auror_n_tonks]

And here I thought your arse was quite nice. She clearly doesn't appreciate you, Kingsley. The sorrow of being Aurors, I suppose. I was dumped often enough before I found Bill. Men can be so touchy about women in danger.

We shall head out after work then, and drink ourselves insensible.

[boltedlightning]

Actually, the problem was that she appreciated me a bit too much, if you know what I mean. Bloody clingy hag.

Insensibility does sound good. Not that I'm broken up about her, mind you, because I'm certainly not.

[dissirius]

I think I saw your manliness trying to escape down by the giant squid. Shall I chase it?

[boltedlightning]

No, thanks all the same, Paddy. It always comes back to me sooner or later--it can't resist the natural owner of its incredibility.