My children, my dear, esteemed colleagues, I am getting a very bad feeling right now. I am sensing that there is evil afoot...yes, yes...in the cards today, there was a sure sign of death. The left lateral line of my palm seems faint today amd the sun is cowering in fear. Yes, my children, am afraid there may be a terrible attack soon!

It has been some time since I wrote here. I find my work is too important and time-consuming to allow me to write here. Furthermore, no one came to Divination lessons today. You all have detention on Monday.

The stars have informed, through the esteemed although non-Seeing professor McGonagall, that we will be having "Career Day" at Hogwarts. If any of you are interested in Divination careers (although I dare say most of you need not bother), please inform me via this Web Sight thingy ( Read more... )

Apologies, my dears, for my long absence. I have been scrupulously following the advice I was gievn last Spring- to avoid mental strain at all costs. I have had the occasional sherry, but really that's not hurting anyone, is it ( Read more... )

For all that I can tell, we professors just vote for students whose bnames we can remember. I think perhaps I should propose a better system for deciding on the head boy and girl.

This is a bad, bad sign.

I have made an unscheduled exit from my holiday. The Inner Eye was sending me strong signals, and my faultless intuition assured me that it was high time I returned to my tower, so it was fortituous that I was asked to leave. Furthermore, it seems I mistakenly booked a place on a Muggle cruise instead of a wizarding one, a mistake I will never ( Read more... )

Beware, children, beware! Hard times are upon us! While diving this morning, I'm sure I saw a large, black doglike creature hiding behind some coral.


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At the urging of several of my colleagues, I will soon depart on a Bermuda Triangle Cruise. I will be absent for the next month or so, but I will have an internet connection in my cabin. I can always be reached by owl, should you need advice from my spectacular Inner Eye. I do hope the cruising set is as interested in seeing Beyond as I am. ( Read more... )

I have returned, and remember little of the past few days, perhaps mercifully. I am told that I was in the hospital wing, and that I should be ashamed of not having become a martyr myself ( Read more... )