well another year has passed and i`m slipping closer to the sweet release. `10 had it`s high points (going to ireland, riding the trycicle) and it`s crap(my family is killing me!) but all and all i`d rate the year as meh. but it was way better than `09 which was a giant shit sandwich. but i digress, i instead offer you the top new things i ( Read more... )

so now i`m awake and ready to start my day. i have approximatly 6 hrs to drink 7 beers which should be a piece of cake. except that i am quite certain that ingesting any more beer at this point will lead to regurgitation which is an automatic disqualifier from the contest. sigh.. so close ( Read more... )

22 more beers consumed. thats 41 down and 7 to go. so close yet so far. my body has formed a coup and taken over to rebel against this horrible idea. everything smells like beer. my sweat, i`m sure, is 95% beer. my liver hates me. just the thought of taking another sip makes me gag uncontrollably. i`m gonna try to go back to sleep and when i awake ( Read more... )

19 beers down and 29 to go ( Read more... )

there are several feats of human endurance i have heard about. eating 6 saltines in a minute (i have attempted and failed at this), drinking a gallon of milk in an hour ( havn`t tried yet but i think i can do it) and the one i am going to try right now ( Read more... )

i generally have low expectations of people yet they never cease to find ways to dissapoint me. So as an open letter to everyone (and if you think i'm talking about you i probably am) STOP SUCKING SO MUCH!!!
I feel better already.

as a new baseball season is upon us and once again i am filled with hope that this could be "the year" i thought i`d write a little post about the similarities between a new season and a new relationship. the short answer is they always start with such joy and hope but for 29 out of 30 of us they end in tears and disappointment. so looking back at ( Read more... )

ok world i havn`t posted in forever so here is something i threw together. i`ve gathered 50 songs off my ipod, taken a line of lyrics from each and posted them. the challenge for you journal readers is too get the song from which they were taken. a couple of notes; the lyrics are as i hear them so they may not be 100% correct and its cheating to ( Read more... )

all right so its been a while since i posted. i just didn`t have anything interesting to say and i still don`t but in the interest of filling up a page and giving you web surfers something to read i present to you ( Read more... )

guess where i`m off to? london. london? thats right london. bad food, worst weather, cup o` tea, mary poppins, london. big ben and parliment and all that history. me and my sexy sidekick are off on a week long adventure. she is going to try to have a gimli and harry potter threeway and i`m gonna try to nail the queen. wish us luck. so all you ( Read more... )